Total Medals Earned: 72 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 980 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score below 100
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
die without moving
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/20 (60/375 points)
That's a pretty good kick!
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (35/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
Purchase an item!
He watches...
"There's nobody here."
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/16 (30/250 points)
Start The Game
Kill a zombie
DIE
Talk To Benny
Talk to Jess
Kill Bimsy
Read the Mysterious Sign
Talk to Mike
Talk to (or kill) Olive
Talk to the Drug Dealer
Encounter The Creature
Catch a fish
Find 1 buck
Find 5 Bucks
Enter the Manhole
Order The Newgrounds Burger